Killer
That's right I'm committing murder, with kindness.
I am sweetness and light today bitches. I smile smile smile smile but if you look in my eyes it's all murderous rage. Or at least mild annoyance.
I also killed my skirt off about 20 minutes after getting to work this morning.
I saw a thread hanging and gave it a dug and down fell the hem of my H&M skirt. Sure it was 4 years old and cheap as hell when I bought it, but I felt a keen disappointment in my heart and then a keen increase in my credit card bill when I ran over to Monsoon and bought a pair of trousers to keep myself from looking like a slob in these hallowed halls of profit and greed.
They are very nice trousers.
And later this week I will hopefully not be driven to any sort of murderous rage at the New Pornographers show on Thursday. Neko Case is going to be there and if any drunk jerks try to ruin the night for me this time, well they'd just better watch out because I'm bottling up a lot right now and I might just go all green and Hulk like on them. Or cry. Probably cry.
I am sweetness and light today bitches. I smile smile smile smile but if you look in my eyes it's all murderous rage. Or at least mild annoyance.
I also killed my skirt off about 20 minutes after getting to work this morning.
I saw a thread hanging and gave it a dug and down fell the hem of my H&M skirt. Sure it was 4 years old and cheap as hell when I bought it, but I felt a keen disappointment in my heart and then a keen increase in my credit card bill when I ran over to Monsoon and bought a pair of trousers to keep myself from looking like a slob in these hallowed halls of profit and greed.
They are very nice trousers.
And later this week I will hopefully not be driven to any sort of murderous rage at the New Pornographers show on Thursday. Neko Case is going to be there and if any drunk jerks try to ruin the night for me this time, well they'd just better watch out because I'm bottling up a lot right now and I might just go all green and Hulk like on them. Or cry. Probably cry.
posted by carolyn says @ 1:41 pm
4 Comments:
At 2 October 2007 at 17:19,
5 of 9er said…
Hopefully the New Pornographers show is better than the last one you went to... for sure.
And if Neko is there maybe she can help you kick some ass.
At 2 October 2007 at 19:47,
carolyn says said…
i have faith in the power of neko
At 2 October 2007 at 19:50,
Alannah said…
Yup. I'd cry, too. It's my go-to response to stress, sadness, anger, etc etc.
But some New Pornographers should be good! Hopefully better than last time. Take something sharp you can stick into anyone who stands too close!
At 2 October 2007 at 22:47,
ReckenRoll said…
ICANHASCHEEZBURGER?
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