Obscene, but in a totally safe for work kind of way

Just soul deadening.

I find it disgusting, yet not terribly surprising, that the GOP would plan an event like that in a state that is in such dire straits right now. Sorry about that lay off and the fact that ANOTHER strike is right around the corner that you might not go back to work from, but we really had a hankering for some Mackinac fudge.

How anybody could choose to vote for any of these men is beyond me.

I am looking forward to my trip home even more now because I will be able to register from my parents' address in podunksville where my vote will actually count a little bit more than it did in Chicago.