I Am Not A Reliable Narrator

22 June 2007

Conversations: Feminists discus rap music

At my bachelorette party in May of 2004 I had a conversation with my friends Lori and Harmony about Outkast, I was reminded of it yesterday when I mentioned the song Hey Ya and I thought it might be nice to share it with the world, because it was a sort of funny conversation. I've cut down on the actual use of the word dude to 3 occurences to make it flow a little more naturally for those of you who don't use the word as a crutch like we do. Keep in mind though that each Dude is said in a different tone and with a slightly different meaning. It is a sad but true fact that my friends and I could have an entire conversation consisting of the word dude. I don't know how this began, I just know that it is.

Lori: Carolyn, I bought that Outkast record on your recommendation and I've got to say I was surprised.
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Lori: There are a lot of misogynist lyrics in there, I just can't get behind it.
Carolyn: Dude, you listen to Snoop Dogg and Eminem.
Lori: Dude, the whole point of one entire song on there is about how a lady is a crazy bitch.
Harmony: Dude, did you listen to the song? She really is a crazy bitch.
Carolyn: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Harmony: (Laughs too)
Lori: (Shakes head and gets herself a cigarette)

A week or so later we had a conversation about how the perfume bottle for JLo Glo mimics the shape of her ass. I found it equally funny but it would be impossible to transcribe.

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