Green tea is not enough
What I need every day - this list of demands in not negotiable:
- At least two large cups of good quality coffee prepared by someone else. If possible Vietnamese coffee 2x a week, cappucino's 2x a week and regular filter with milk 1x a week.
- Cigarettes that do not cause cancer
- An extra 3 hours
- More sleep
- Trousers that are not ugly
- More vacation time
- A helper monkey
- Air conditioning in my bedroom
- More self confidence
- Hammocks and nap time
- ETA 30 July 2008: Cherry was right, but I'm going to demand GBP rather than USD £3,500. Not too much, but really, just enough.
Okay then, get started
Labels: do this now, me me me
posted by carolyn says @ 3:53 pm
3 Comments:
At 29 July 2008 at 18:22,
Alannah said…
I endorse this list 100%.
At 29 July 2008 at 19:18,
The [Cherry] Ride said…
Good list. The one thing I would add is: $3,500. Seriously, if I had an extra $3,500 life would be so much easier. I'm not one of those greedy people who needs millions of dollars, just three thousand. I figure someday maybe someone will give it to me.
At 30 July 2008 at 11:32,
carolyn says said…
cherry you are very wise, i have added a new demand in your honour
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