I Am Not A Reliable Narrator

29 July 2008

Green tea is not enough

What I need every day - this list of demands in not negotiable:

  1. At least two large cups of good quality coffee prepared by someone else. If possible Vietnamese coffee 2x a week, cappucino's 2x a week and regular filter with milk 1x a week.
  2. Cigarettes that do not cause cancer
  3. An extra 3 hours
  4. More sleep
  5. Trousers that are not ugly
  6. More vacation time
  7. A helper monkey
  8. Air conditioning in my bedroom
  9. More self confidence
  10. Hammocks and nap time
  11. ETA 30 July 2008: Cherry was right, but I'm going to demand GBP rather than USD £3,500. Not too much, but really, just enough.

Okay then, get started

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