I Am Not A Reliable Narrator

16 August 2007

Know what?

I think life would be way better if I were REALLY REALLY wealthy and I lived in Southern Italy. I'd probably summer someplace a bit cooler, but most of the time I would sit on a raft in the sea wearing a large straw hat drinking Prosecco. I think that if my life were like that it would be a lot better and I would be a nicer person and then the world would be a better place.

Therefore, if you give me some money it would make the word a better place so you should give me money.

Really.

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