Shameful Confessions

1. i seriously considered buying a pair of Crocs to accomodate my messed up toes
2. i want to buy that gnarls barkley album. i know it's been out forever and crazy was totally overplayed, but i want it.
3. i miss my weekend reruns of the golden girls like mad
4. i watch the delayed episodes of american idol every weekend even though i never watched the show in america
5. i cannot believe that sanjaya didn't get voted off last week! i was actually upset by this occurence and said out loud "what the hell america?"
6. jeremy and i are seriously considering naming our next cat Dawg. we think this would be pretty funny.
7. funnier even than our original plans to name oliver Innit in homage to our cockney brethren.
8. i've been reading romance novels again. they're like xanax when i am feeling anxious. i read once that episodes of law & order help people suffering from depression feel a little bit better because they have a firm structure (conflict, resolution, punishment or in more basic terms beginning, middle and end) and that helps people focus. i think my romance novels do this for me.
9. in particular, i am fond of the julia quinn bridgerton family series. the covers do not feature anyone who looks like fabio and the dirty parts are okay if a bit vanilla and the characters are likeable and funny. they are easy books, but that's okay, sometimes when i am feeling like a spaz i need an easy book.
10. i have never read a lot of the classics ie moby dick, wuthering heights, a room of one's own, jane eyre, heart of darkness, the inferno, paradise lost, and many many others. my english degree could be taken away for this reason along with many crimes against punctuation at any point